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Hello, I'm Colress and I've had this wooshie ever since I was born! I have no clue how I got it, but it's permanently on my head. I'm a scientist pushing Pokemon to their extremes, and I work for Team Plasma. Crack!Colress blog affliated with WPIIA. I can...

steelcladflower:

colressthewooshyguy:

“Awwwwwww. I would’ve really really wanted to know that person.”

Why?? I’m sure there are other people like that.

“Not as special as the person who taught you that catchphrase or whatever it’s called.”