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Hello, I'm Colress and I've had this wooshie ever since I was born! I have no clue how I got it, but it's permanently on my head. I'm a scientist pushing Pokemon to their extremes, and I work for Team Plasma. Crack!Colress blog affliated with WPIIA. I can...

heiwa-no-megami:

colressthewooshyguy:

“G-Good. And I don’t wear panties!”

……..Doctor… [she leans in towards him] I want to….ask you something…very, very important…please stay still… [takes out a knife] Will you let….me turn you into…a doll?

“Are you crazy? I AM A SCIENTIST.”