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Hello, I'm Colress and I've had this wooshie ever since I was born! I have no clue how I got it, but it's permanently on my head. I'm a scientist pushing Pokemon to their extremes, and I work for Team Plasma. Crack!Colress blog affliated with WPIIA. I can...

boukenuniverse:
""Mom?" "

“I am a male, grasshead. Shouldn’t you be out speaking at campaigns for Pokemon’s rights?”