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Hello, I'm Colress and I've had this wooshie ever since I was born! I have no clue how I got it, but it's permanently on my head. I'm a scientist pushing Pokemon to their extremes, and I work for Team Plasma. Crack!Colress blog affliated with WPIIA. I can...

fire-and-perfection-deactivated:
"Cue Sid blinding Colress.... With science ((She dlinded me with science-thomas dolby))"

magmas-little-psychic:

colressthewooshyguy:

colressthewooshyguy:

“I can’t see anything but science! What sorcery did you conduct, dude?”

 

“You gotta teach me sometime so I can use it on my hoe brother Cyrus and my gay employer.”

“Alright, whatever.”

“And by the way, you’re failing my Biology class.”

“I’d rather be failing in Biology than failing at telling a good lie. I never flunk science classes! Science is my fucking specialty, you bitch.”