Hello, I'm Colress and I've had this wooshie ever since I was born! I have no clue how I got it, but it's permanently on my head. I'm a scientist pushing Pokemon to their extremes, and I work for Team Plasma. Crack!Colress blog affliated with WPIIA. I can...
“Make them yourself, Ghetsis. I’m not your cook.” He remarks.
Colress follows, a little reluctantly though. “HardenShipping? What kind of crack have you been snorting Ghetshit? Well anyway, let’s hurry before people think we’re a gay couple.”
“What did you say about me? I don’t do drugs you blonde haired marshmallow. And I can’t hurry I’m an Ent and trees don’t walk fast. ” He isn’t going to comment on the last thing. Instead he walks into the supermarket. The little kids flee in terror.
“You filthy liar.” Colress seethes, his temples throbbing. “You see why those little kids fled from you in terror? It’s because you do DRUGS. Have you been smoking methamphetamine? Because I smell it.”
